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Old 07-11-2019, 07:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Just look at it this way........you are DONE! Never have to put up with this bs again. You are DONE!
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Old 07-11-2019, 10:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We have a seat pisser at work. Or maybe two. Really thought I had it pinned down to a certain guy but he quit and the pissing didnít. That and the trash thing you really hit home with. Total scums
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Old 07-11-2019, 10:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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1) If your of the male persuasion, make sure not to lift the toilet seat when you urinate. Dribble pee all over said toilet seat, and for good measure leave a little puddle of piss on the floor each time.

2) Completely ignore any requests made by your host/hostess. If you've been asked to remove your footwear before coming into the house, keep them on. While your at it, plop yourself down on that nice duvet cover on your bed with those same filthy shoes on.
Repeat same when sitting on the furniture.

3) Bring every single electronic device you own. To include your FULL SIZE COMPUTER, laptop, big tablet and little tablet. Plug them all in (including all your cell phones) and leave them all on. Especially when you go out for the day. Even though your host left you a power strip, rifle through their stuff anyway.

OH VERY IMPORTANT! Surf porn and crank up that volume! Don't want your host to miss out on anything! Sit in front of that full size computer you brought and wank to your hearts content! So there's little kids around? Well they gotta learn about sex eventually, right?

3) Whine and complain about EVERYTHING! How dare your host's not be mind readers! They should just KNOW all your wants and needs. Don't like the coffee? The beverages? Fresh fruit? If your an older relative act like a King and be gruff and give the cold shoulder when your favorites aren't available.

4) Compare your other grandchildren/great grandchildren to the hosts and point out all the ways they come up short. Skype with your "preferred" grand babies, and proclaim very loudly how they are SOOOO much better than the host's.

5) Leave wet towels...where ever. Floor, the nice cloth couch, hell take one of those nice "new" btw guest towels and use one to check the oil in your car!

6) Open the doors AND run the AC! Full blast! Tough luck paying that electric bill!

7) The nice trinkets the host left for you (gift basket, water and coffee bottles, snacks etc) well don't acknowledge them.

8) Expect to be waited on hand and foot. Didn't they see that "crown" on your head? If your host wants a night off from the kitchen, ok relent and take them to dinner. But make comments about the cost of that coctail they ordered. And bristle if they order something other than the cheapest thing on the menu. And then ask your host to leave the tip.

9) Grab the newspaper first thing. Read it, do the crosswords, etc. Don't refold it and leave for your host to read. Take it in your guestroom.

10) Make SURE to miss the trash can. Why should one have to bend over and pick up something they dropped? That's the host's job. Matter of fact, let that trash over flow. MAYBE that will get your host's attention.

11) Monopolize every conversation. Make it all about "you". Who cares what's going on in your host's family? Your there to act like royalty and be kow-towed to. They should know that.

12) Ditto on the kitchen. Make a huge mess! Don't clean it up! When you spill juice (every freaking day) don't wipe it up! That is the host's job.

13) Order crap from Amazon; every day! Make sure the host's postman is pissed off! And brag about your money, but don't spend a dime on your host's.

14) Don't reciprocate that HUGE father's day gift you were given. Make sure to skip buying even something small for your son. Act like a big narcissist! Your son owes YOU, the father. Not the other way around.

15) Continue the daily passive-aggressive attitude with your host's. Forget that they've bent over backwards for you! Remember, your the King!

I have more but you get the picture. Never again will they set foot in this house.

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Old 07-12-2019, 07:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I could up with all that, for a million, or two, or three that you are going to inherit once they die. I would have over fed and over boozed them for the full time they were there at your place, just to help them along. LOL
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All other things aside, if someone brings a gun in my house, mis-handles it and loses ammunition...it's get the fxxx out now! No way he is allowed back...ever.
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Old 07-12-2019, 09:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Wow.

I wouldn't have made it a day, let alone three weeks.
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Old 07-12-2019, 10:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Wow.

I wouldn't have made it a day, let alone three weeks.
Same here. Nothing will piss me off more than being takin advantage off. I'll allow it to happen to a point, after that their on my chit list.
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Old 07-12-2019, 06:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Why would you invite liberals to stay with you?
They are NOT LIBERALS omg no....other end of the spectrum. Tea party people..and they hate Trump btw
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