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Old 01-15-2020, 10:53 PM   #331 (permalink)
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While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?"

He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement.










She said, "Check the garage."
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Old 01-18-2020, 10:36 PM   #332 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2020, 09:10 PM   #333 (permalink)
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Old 01-20-2020, 10:59 AM   #334 (permalink)
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Having a bad day?

You could be a siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date, and you're the only one with an ass.
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Arctic Cats don't fold up as easy as Poo's

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Old 01-22-2020, 10:09 PM   #337 (permalink)
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looks like he going down big time for lying
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Old 01-23-2020, 11:28 AM   #340 (permalink)
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A little boy and his mom are standing in a long line at the bank
The little boy starts running around and misbehaving
The mom tells the little boy to get back in line and behave himself or she is going to tell Santa he's been a bad little boy this year
The little boy looks right at his mom and said Go ahead and tell Santa and I'll tell grandma and grandpa you had daddy's pee pee in your mouth last night........

The mom and little boy quickly departed the bank......
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