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Old 11-27-2019, 11:49 AM   #291 (permalink)
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Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his
old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.

As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over,
it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and
there was his ER doctor, Sven.

"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is
dat youre going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere
was ve y little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da
buckshot.

"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle.

"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena
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"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she will
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