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Old 12-11-2018, 10:24 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Arctic Cat goes to the 2018/19 amsnow shootout with their ctech 2 800. LOL.


Now that's funny right there!!















Just kidding.
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:43 PM   #132 (permalink)
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,,,and then the Cat Beats the Doo 850 !! LOL. oh wait, that did happen!
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Grandfather and grandson are sitting on a park bench. Grandson says, Papa, I think its really nice that you call grandma sweetie and honey after all these years. Grandfather looks at his grandson and says, well, thats cuz I forgot what the bitches name was about 3 years ago....
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^^^ What does he tell you? My guess you still have bad breath.
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I was living on the 7th floor in a high rise apartment building. One night out on the patio I watched a guy jump from the roof. As he passed me on the way down he screamed "so far so good!!"
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Barak Obama.........that's my favorite joke........
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that Obama joke reminds me of this one

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One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''

The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir'''
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The average north American male has sex 2 to 3 times a week the average Japanese male has sex 2 to 3 times a year . I didn't know I was Japanese .
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