Wife takes her husband to Dr for a checkup.
A few days later, Dr calls her.
Says, we mixed your husband"s blood test results up with another guy. One of them has alzheimers and the other has herpes.
Oh my says the wife. Can we redo the test? Nope. Your insurance won't pay for it.
But, we suggest that you take him into town and leave him. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.