>
> Corporate Lesson 1
> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
> shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
> and
> runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
> neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800
> to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel
> and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800
> dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
> upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
> "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
> says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
>
> Moral of the story: - If you share critical information pertaining to
> credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to
> prevent avoidable exposure.
>
>
> Corporate Lesson 2
> A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her
> legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
> After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
> said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But,
> changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
> said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister
but
> the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On
> his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said,
> "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
>
> Moral of the story: - If you are not well informed in your job, you
> might miss a great opportunity.
>
>
> Corporate Lesson 3
> A sales rep and a administration clerk, and the manager are
> walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a
> Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
> "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
> driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me
> next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
> the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
> the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to
> the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after
> lunch."
>
> Moral of the story: - Always let your boss have the first say.
>
>
> Corporate Lesson 4
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit
> asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow
> answered: - "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the
> crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Moral of the story: - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
> sitting very high up.
>
>
> Corporate Lesson 5
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
> get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the
> energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
> "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
> found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
> tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
> branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the
> top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
> of the tree.
>
> Moral of the story: - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't
> keep you there.