Drunk guy asks the cop, Is my dick hanging out? Cop says no, Why? Drunk says it should be. I'm having a piss.
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Jimmy goes to the doctor, says, Doctor: I'm just not feeling number one these days. I'm just not feeling right. Doctor says, did you ave a bowel movement this morning? Jimmy said, yes sir, at six o'clock. The doctor said Well thats good! Jimmy said, Not really Sir, I dont get up until 7.

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