While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osaman Bin
Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one
wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving
me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie
said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."

Osaman thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I
want to awaken with three American women in my bed
in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and
disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with
Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he
had no health insurance.

:drunk: