On their wedding night she told her new husband, "please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"what?" said the puzzled groom.
"how can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"well, husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing:even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver
Husband #5 was an engineer:he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration:he thought he knew how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing:although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist:all he did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him. But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
