A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase
some sheer lingerie for his wife on her birthday.
He is shown several possibilities that range from
$250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher
the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the
$500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put
it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow
and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

i've heard that one before but i can't remember where.

clothes are wrinkly when you don't iron them. his wife is all wrinkly and the guy thinks that it is the lingerie (because it isn't ironed) that makes her look wrinkly.

state the obvious :doh:

i did because the guy didn't seem that he knew what the joke was about. :doh:

. :CaptainObvious: