there are 3 couples who all want to join a church
one is a newlywed couple, one has been married for 3 years and the other couple have been married for 25 years
before they can join the church the pastor says that they all have to go without sex for 2 weeks

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2 weeks later all 3 couples return
the pastor asks the couple that has been married for 25 years if they havent had sex for 2 weeks
the couple says"nothing too it, we didnt have sex at all for 2 weeks"
the pastor asks the couple that has been married for 3 years if they havnt had sex for 2 weeks
they replied"the first week was easy but it got hard the second, we made it though"
and finally he askes the newlywed couple
the man replied"we were going good until she dropped a paint can, and when she bended down to get it i just had to have her then and there"
the pastor said"well im sorry your not allowed in my church
the man replies"thats ok were not allowed in home depot either"