A woman was out shopping and passed by a pet store that had a sign that read BJ Bullfrog. She went in and was told this Bullfrog gives great Blowjobs. She purchased it for her husband. She wrapped it up and gave it to her husband. He said What the hell is this? She told him it gives the best blowjobs. He did not believe her and she left the house. An Hour later, she came home and heard a ruckus in the kitchen. She went in there and asked her husband What are you doing? He said "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here".