Subject: Aunt Chrissy




Here's Johnny!!!
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>
> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
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> Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>
> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
> stories.
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> "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
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> "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Chrissy. She was a
> pilot
in
> Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
> territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
> survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break
> and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
> troops.

> She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,
killed
> four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed
> the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
>
> "Good ! Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did
> your

> daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
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> "Stay the! F*** away from Aunt Chrissy when she's drinking!"