Two buddies, Joe and Ed, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly
Ed throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Judy will kill me!"
Joe says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Judy that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even more drunk.
Eventually Ed rolls into home and his Judy starts to give him a bad
time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! Oh, for
the love of God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Ed says, "Nowainaminit,
I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me. He had one too many and he
juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me
twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Judy looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
bucks."
"Oh, yeah....I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too." :frech32: :frech32: