A kid comes home and says to his mom, "Today i fucked the teacher." His mom gets very upset and starts yelling at him. The kid's dad hears his wife yelling and comes into the room and asks what the problem is. The mom replies, "Your son fucked the teacher today!" The kid's dad gets very excited and is proud of his son. He says, "Nice job son! What can i get you for a present? How about a bike?" The kid replies, "No, not a bike. I can't sit down for a week."

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: lmfao im almost crying

ooh, thats bad, funny but bad