A guy joins an elite Nudist Colony. He Strips and within a few minutes, a smokin hot lady walks by. He get an erection, and she asks if he wants her. He says what do you mean. She says the rule is if you get an erection around a lady, you can have sex with her. He says hell Yeah, and they proceed to have sex. An hour later, a big hairy guy walks by and the new guy farts. The hairy guy asks if he called for him. Looking confused he said what do you mean. The rule is if you fart near a man that means you want to have sex. So the hairy man bends him over and plows him. 10 minutes later, the new guy goes up to the reception desk and says I want to quit this nudist colony. The secreatary says you have only been here a few hours, give it some time. The New guy says, Listen lady, I am 58 years old and I get 1 hard on a day, but fart 20 times a day.