This Kid turns 16 and asks his dad when will he become a man.
His dad says " Take this $50 to 123 elm st and ask for Rita. She will make you a man". The Kid goes there and rings the bell. Rita answeres and the kid says " my dad gave me $50 for you to make me a man" Rita says, "sorry son, but you have to be 18 for me to make you a man." The kid is all upset and goes home. His grandma says " whats wrong" and he tells her the story. She says I will make yo a man. They do it and the kid is happy. His dad comes home and asks are you a man?" The Kid says Rita turned him down, but grandma made him a man. The Father shouts " You Fucked my Mom", and the Kid replies, Yeah so what you Fuck mine.