A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
Full Version: hand job
NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!! POST THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE!
PATRICK
PATRICK
he posted it in the joke forum you knob
ya!!! i'd stand beside him!!! come on!
patrick
patrick
I thought it was funny as hell!
QUOTE(F777 @ Jun 5 2005, 08:19 AM)
NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!! POST THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE!
PATRICK
PATRICK
QUOTE(F777 @ Jun 5 2005, 08:19 AM)
NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!! POST THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE!
PATRICK
PATRICK
:shutthefuckup:
QUOTE(F777 @ Jun 5 2005, 09:19 AM)
NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY!!! POST THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE!
PATRICK
PATRICK
QUOTE(F777 @ Jun 5 2005, 09:45 AM)
ya!!! i'd stand beside him!!! come on!
patrick
patrick
Man I cant figure out if you are for real or not :frech32:
That was great!! :banana: :smilielol: :div20:
that is a good one.
not bad
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