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bornsilly9
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> > > You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about
> > > a recent wedding that
> > > took place at Clemson University. It was in the
> > > local newspaper and even Jay
> > > Leno mentioned it.
> > >
> > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After
> > > the wedding at the
> > > reception, the groom got up on stage with a
> > > microphone to talk to the crowd.
> > > He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
> > > from long distances, to
> > > support them at their wedding. He especially wanted
> > > to thank the bride's and
> > > his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> > > providing such a lavish
> > > reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he
> > > said he wanted to give
> > > everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to
> > > the bottom of everyone's
> > > chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
> > > envelope. He said this was
> > > his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> > > envelope.
> > >
> > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of
> > > his bride having sex with
> > > the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
> > > them weeks earlier and had
> > > hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > > After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> > > reactions for a couple
> > > of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
> > > "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,
> > > "F--- you!". Then he
> > > turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
> > > here."
> > >
> > > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > > morning. While most people
> > > would have canceled the wedding immediately after
> > > finding out about the
> > > affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
> > > if nothing were wrong.
> > >
> > > His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
> > > $32,000 for a 300 guest
> > > wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > > bride's and best man's
> > > reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > > members. This guy has balls
> > > the size of church bells.
> > >
> > > Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> > > commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >
> > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > > friends:
> > > ...................................$32,000.
> > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > > occasion:....................................$3,000.
> > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
> > > .................................$8,500.
> > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > > glossy of the bride
> > > humping the best man..........Priceless.
> > >
> > > There are some things money can't buy, for
> > > everything else there's
> > > MASTERCARD.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
YukonWild
Lmao now thats revenge!
Vince
They should put that in the dictionary for the definition of priceless :banana: :smilielol: :beerchug: :beer: smiley-faces7.gif luxhello.gif
opher100
:worthless_without_pics: I want to see the pictures too. That is fricken hillarious.
OldManMB
Urban legend...see http://snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
ZRman_31
LMFAO... what a great great story... "don't get mad, get even" :lol2:
cornfield cadillac
wow, that is revenge at its freakin finest :celebrating:
PECKERHEAD
WAT TO GO!!!!!! :smilielol:
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