4 guys were out one day playing golf. At the same time there was a 4 some of women playing behind them. On the 15th hole one of the guys was putting for birdie on the green when all of a sudden the women yell "FORE"!! Instinctively, the 4 guys cover their crotches with their hands. The ball hits the one guy square and he drops to the ground like a ton of bricks in total agony, moaning and groaning. The one blonde comes running up and says to the guy "I can help I'm a nurse", so she proceedes to unzip his pants and gently gives him a massage. A couple of minutes later she askes him how he was feeling and if he liked the massage.
He replies "yes it was great............................. but my thumb is still throbbing like a bastard"!! :lol2: