A MAN WAITING for a bus noticed a pretty young girl stuffing her little dog into her blouse so that she'd be able to board the bus without the driver seeing him. She made it successfully past the driver, but when she sat down, the man who had seen her hide the dog, now noticed that she was squirming uncomfortably in her seat.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Isn't he housebroken?"
"Oh, he's housebroken, all right," the girl replied. "He just isn't weaned."