This guy picks up an empty bottle of Vodka and a Genie pops out. The Genie says"Since you saved me, I have blessed you so that every time you piss, pure, genuine, perfect Vodka will come out. He tries it and it taste great. His wife come home from work and he tells her the story. He gets a glass and she tries it. She loves it. They get hammered all night. They next day when she comes home
from work, she asks " should I get some glasses for the vodka", He says " tonight you can drink straight from the bottle.