A miner walks into the bar and slaps a gold nugget on the bar. He looks at the bartender ans says "I'm lookin fer the roughest toughest whore in town!"

The bartender smiles and says "we've got her upstairs 3rd door on the right"

"Give me a couple beers" said the miner

He grabs the beers and goes up the stairs, kicks the door open and says "I hear you're the roughest toughest whore in town"

"That I am" she says, then takes her clothes off and bends over

"How do you know I want that position?" he says

"I didn't" she said "I just thought you'ld like to open them beers"