A very large woman walks into a bar in England and Raises her arm, exposing a huge hairy armpit and says "who in this bar want to buy a lady a drink" the bar goes silent. All of a sudden a one eyed drunk at the end of the bar says "Give the Ballerina a drink". She slams it down and again raises her hairy armpit and says again, " who wants to buy a lady a drink" The same guy says " Give the Ballernia another drink" The Bartender says to the guy, why do you keep calling her a ballerina? The one eyed drunk says " any woman who can raise her leg that high deserves a drink.

:smilielol: ha ha ha ha!!!