This big brawny Texan walks into this little hick bar carrying a burlap bag. He walks up to the throws the bag onto the bar, slams his fist down and orders the bartender to bring him a bottle of his strongest whiskey. Well, the whole bar is staring at this huge man making a scene. The Texan guzzles the bottle of whiskey, slams the empty bottle down on the bar and wipes his chin on his grubby shirt sleeve. He then turns around facing the quiet, staring crowd of locals,, unzips his pants and pulls out his schwantz. He then reaches into the burlap bag and gets out this HUGE snapping turtle. Carefully, he places the turtle down by his dick and
*SNAP*- the turtle grabs ahold of his member. With a grimace on his face, the Texan stands there turning side to side, making sure the whole bar can see this turtle hanging on. After about 15 seconds of this, the Texan takes two of his fingers and pokes the big 'snapper in the eyes, making the turtle let go. The Texan then places the turtle back into the bag and tucks his tool back into his pants and zips up. "Any of you little hometown faggots tough enough to do that!" he exclaims. This little whimpy guy in the back of the bar stands up and says
"I am,, as long you promise not to poke me in the eyes".

:augen41: that gives new meaning to the term " snapper head" :div20:
:smilielol:

good one


i've heard a version of that with a blonde, an alligator, and instead of pokling the alligator's eyes out, he hits him over the head with a beer bottle.