to all members of gns racing, i am sorry to anounce that i cannot attend saturdays drunkfest due to work obligations. due to me dropping my truck in hess lake 8 weeks ago then doing nothing for the last 7 weeks i think it's my duty to work saturday! :banghead:,[ had no choice!] now i will leave on this, all GNS members feel free to let me have it,especially after schuss mtn.i will be talking to the grand poobah [gns #1] about possibly making the next function and paying my dues!!!!let the bashing begin............ :beerchug:

Well, Well, Well! For a guy on probation, you sure have a lot of balls! I like your excuse this time! :banghead: I wonder how many times it will change? It looks to me like your afraid to Party with the TEAM! :bigfinger:

Oh man, I feel sorry for you....you have any idea what a saucer and rope can do when it's applied when there's no snow? :help:
p.s. I would assume your wife is still coming.

Your right HOOP, we use the special metal saucer for the summer time! Grand Pooba pulls it with his golf cart in Meijers parking lot. A helmet is required, full body padding is optional, but recomended. Good luck ZRT!

hey hooper you know what my wife is going do sat, go shopping :zzz:just back to work and already spending $, and bobalou just stating the facts sorta hard to be back to work 3 days and turn down sat time and half $, didn't have a choice anyway! i figured to post here so you guys can publically let me have it so feel free :div20:

Oh man, I don't know if I'd say that!! :no_bashing: Ya, right.

hey i posted on the other topic that i could send my wife in my place she has got great 60ft times just runs out of gear near the end,low maintenance....and drinks bud light!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she usally dumps fuel down the side of my truck on the way home after a day of racin/drinkin :beerchug:

ZRT Improved, or should I say ZRT NO SHOW Yeah so you have to work big deal. If you have been off for so long you should be well rested! Just to clear up a couple of things here. ZR Zack has to work Saturday and HE is still coming to the party,from Kalkaska (Dedicated GNS member) you don't here him whinning about how much his little kitty hurts! Secondly when you fell though the ice you were on Park Lake thier cupcake! Maybe the ice looks the same from the bottom of the lake! LOL :doh: The one thing you can be sure of is the team will make you pay for bringing SHAME to us.... I wonder if Jim will part with that really cool billboard hat for you to wear!

I just might have found the perfect team! This is getting good I can't wait for the fundraiser now.

LOL...hahaha, "ice looks the same from the bottom of the lake". Crackin me up, man! :smilielol:

CGT, oh yaaa....you've heard of "the perfect storm"..well, this is "the perfect race team". See you at the FUNRAISER.

ZRT- what time do you get out of work? and show up! We even have our first "Honorary Member" (CGT) willing to with us. Some day, maybe you will bless us with your presence and drink a beer with the TEAM. YOU KNOW THE TEAM YOUR A PART OF! Racer1 I oiled up the saucer just in case he shows. :face_crash:

UP FOR AUCTION ITEM: "HAT" Bid #12345678910

One brand new... never been worn... VERY! RARE.. vintage trucker style billboard faced type GNS RACING hat. This is from the original first series order ID #00012. It comes with a fully open vented back with an adjustable plastic snaps strap for easy comfort. It also has a fully stitched logo on the tall front panel(This is not silk screened) Made from the finest cotton/polyester combo direct from Bangladesh where this hat was made.

This hat was presented to me many... many years ago by the ledgondary Vincant Opperman of GNS Racing, at one of our local races. BEWARE !! this is not a signiture series hat. If you can obtain a signiture from Mr Opperman this item will tripple in value for sure. Vince is one of the founding fathers of the GNS Racing Team and I am proud to call him freind. Vince can be found at your local Beer tent or boating party for a signiture.

I would like to Auction this VERY RARE hat to the highest bidder. This is a GNS RACING TEAM colletors dream. I know of only one of these hats in excistance and this is it !!!

This is an ORIGINAL "GNS" Racing hat. Dont be fooled by one of those cheap imatation boot legg Tiawanees copys that are floating around the net and all the swap meets.

Maybe some of the proceeds from the sale can go towards the fund raiser ?

I will be placing this item on Ebay shortly, so dot delay. Happy bidding. :beer:

Here are some more pics

Proof of matching ID # 00012

Jim-
That's awesome! I didn't think that there were any of those still in existance. You could bring that to the fund raiser and we could use it as a Door Prize. That reminds me, did the Grand Pooba (AKA Racer#1, Vinny, Vin-Man, Hole Shot, HO6, etc.) get you an official invite?

WOW, i am feelin the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :help:

LOL, how much for the HAT??? Ska-doin where did you find that relic It's perfect for ZRT no show to wear! Ya know you just can't find them thare hats anywheres ya know! I didn't know thier were any more in existance ether! It makes me want to go get some hair spray, Parachute pants and listen to Twisted Sister. LMAO! Now where did I park my Rupp!LOL. Jim thanks for the fun,to bad you can't make it this weekend! But keep Bud Bash weekend open!

Like I said this is the only one around. I probaly should just shelf this hat and Sell it when I am ready for retirement. LOL.

Hey Vince thanks for the invite. But like I told you Ken Crouch's daughter is getting married Saturday and I must attend.

Maybe I'll wear my Izod shirt with a leather tie. A Members Only coat , and a pair of Jordache jeans with a pair of legg warmers and my Rebock pump sneakers. I'll drive my Pontiac Fearo with my 8 track of Night Ranger, Billy Squire, or Pat Benatar blasting through my Sparko Matic sterio system. Now thats livin'

Have a beer for me and Ill see ya on the flip side. Jim

I'm a little disapointed to see such a piece of GNS history put up in such a display of unabashed capitalism. Jim, won't you please consider donating this artifact to the soon to be built GNS Racing Museum?

NO,NO just let it go, I think most of the team will live! It's ran it's course. It's kind of like that fat chick and moped thing! speaking of mopeds! I think we have a picture of Ska-doin on a moped in front of his race trailer! It's a REALLY nice picture! (blackmail) would anybody like to see it posted on HCS???......GOT NO SHAME!!!! LOL Have fun at the wedding.

After having a team meeting (beer) with Bobalou,Boob,BooBoo,Oscar,Louis,Team Louis, ect. LOL. We though it was important to have another team meeting at Bud Bash August 6th, This is plenty of notice for ZRT to come up with a decent excuse for not makeing it! LOL. But, for all other REAL team members. Were on! let's party! We have 3 Pontoons ready to tie together for a party barge. We just need a couple of volunteer bar tenders! I nominate Bobalou for the Captain tender. (He is a profesional) and Ferris Belluler on the BBQ. (GNS grill master) at GNS Winter meeting at Wolverine, MI. Ferris also said he would bring his boat if needed! If you are wondering about Bud Bash, just ask a member that has been their before! I like the way team member Ron states the fun! He said, I Quote: If my Mother died on the Friday before Bud Bash. I would have to shove her into the freezer until we got home on Monday. LMAO! :smilielol: Any questions! Any volunteers?

Eddie-
I'd be happy to mix the Captain's. Are we going to be using the direct pour dispenser on board the S.S. Opperman, or is that already taken? :banana: We only have like 4months to prepare! :celebrating:
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I say we have another team meeting and discuss that. :beerchug:

Hose down the poop-deck! :celebrating:

That's it, I'm calling a Team Meeting tonight! We need to get things straight, I don't want to wait until the last minute! :beer: Or maybe I'm just a little thirsty! Anyhow, the Eagle has left the nest... It's gonna be a short day!

Oooh! their are So many jokes with this!... Hey BooBoo didn't Looper have a poop deck once! LOL well anyway he is a shat head now.... Ouch!!!! SCORE

ok, count me in for BUD BASHED on Aug 6th and if I have to drive down to the ZRT-IMP bat cave in order to have him in attendance, so be it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
I will be happy to volunteer in any way I can.....maybe setting up traffic cones, snow fence or bikini checks. :banana:
Bobalou, get that saucer dusted off for ZRT....man, I gotta see how that works out tied behind 3 pontoon boats. :smilielol:

On the water we use 1 trick ski tied to a bungee cord. We usually just throw the skier over once the boat is up to speed! It's actually kinda comical when they pass the pontoon barge in the fetal position! We like to have the probies wear life preservers for this, it saves us time in the retrieval process. That ought to teach him to be AWOL during another get together! :doh:

Hooper, I don't think it would bother ZRT to be draged behind the boats, He's used to being under water! LOL Hey ZRT Improved, explain the comment about the Mrs 60 foot times and running out of gear at the end. I mean dam could we have a field day with a comment like that. LOL

Hey ZRT did you see that CGT said she wouldn't miss it!!!! Now that's the GNS commitment we are looking for. Also I have to go to the inlaws next weekend. Do you think you could give me one of your lame excuses to use.LOL

hey gns#1 i will look in my handbook of excuses for missing inlaw functions, i got alot of good ones for that! and i will get back to ya about the mrs zrts party style she sometimes likes to leave a film down the side of the zrt mobile on the way home

Ya, what GNS said..PLUS WTF does he mean about her dumping fuel down the side of his truck on the way home after a day of racin/drinkin? I don't get it!

Oh man, this I've gotta see! :augen41:

News Update.

I just recieved a call from the Smithsonium Instatute today and they are haveing a board meeting next week with the main topic about the missing "GNS" Racin Hat. They need to discuss the amount of money they will give me for this fine lost relic.

Hey Bobalou, Yeah we hooked up the trailer and did the 3:00 am golf cart / hay ride booze cruse thing after we left the party. That's why I didn't feel up to going to look at that sled. How did it look? I still feel a little beat up from partying. But I think everybody had a good time. It was nice to meet some new people and put some faces to names. I'll catch up with you later.

Hey all,
We had a good time too. Good to see some old (so to speak) friends and nice to meet some new folks. Sorry we had to bail so early, but did navigate West on M-21 without incident.
GNS Racer #1....you delivered on your promise of great weather. What a start to summer. :div20:

Wow, I left a little too early I guss, The 3:00 AM golf cart/hay ride sounds like a riot. Saturday's :beer2: meeting was a blast :div20: . As TEAM GNS Grill Master, I'll be on hand for The BUD BASH for some BIG FUN IN THE SUN !!!!! :div20: Peace out !

OK team now that the fund raiser is over, what's on deck? The Snowmobile auction May 7 th. When is that camping trip?

Did someone say camping trip? Can I bring my golf cart?

Gee...whaaat happened....everybodies computer crash? Maybe everyone took off on a spring cruise?? Better bundle up...I heard there is snow flurries in the forecast. Anyone know the where abouts of zrt-improved? He seems to be missing in action. :zzz:

:drunk:
We're still around, probably still trying to recover from the weekend. Oh, that's right, you went home early! :banghead: Racer 1, I don't know about you, but the wat I see it we have 3 on probation now! Our East Coast brother (ferris beuller) show briefly then leaves, ZRT is a no show again, and Hooper goes home before the Party! What is up with this team? We will have to have a mid-summer party that all must attend or they're OUT! These guys aren't taking their probation seriously! I need to get back to :cn: , I'm still tired!
Later...

Hay Bobalou, Another party sounds good :div20: . I'm planning a East Coast GNS campout/party this summer at my house. campers/tents, Boats & golf carts, bring the toys for some fun in the sun :beerchug: . I'll be throwing some dates out there soon so we can start making plans. Peace Out !

Now there's a way to pull your self out of probation! Looks like the west coast is going on a road trip!

hey hooper thanks for the help, was feeling kinda alone in solitary, did talk to the grand poobah today filled me in on some details and said im down to my last appeal before the chair so i guess i got one last chance well thats all i have to say from the hole time to raise my pow-mia flag to the top[prisoner of work-[missing in action at the GNS functions]

Hey Boo Boo, Mrs Zeal and I were just talking about a summer party, and I think you are right it's time to hammer these rookies trying to bring shame to the team! :frech32: And another thing.... CAN you believe the balls that Ska-doin has to come into our pits and start dogging us and our heritage! Ya know, some peoples kids. I think it's time for GNS group to put them in their place! That's it here it is. The GNS group is calling out the PSGDRA group! BRING IT! I say a volley ball game is in order to squelch the PSGDRA group from being so damn cocky. I can hear the BS excuses now! My little kitty hurts, The sun is in my eyes,You blah blah blah! WHATEVER put up or shut up! Let's see how cocky they are after we hand them their azz. :flipa:

zrt, ya this is a tuff group to play to. If you're not careful you'll get your nuts busted. I was hoping I could pull out one of your excuses in time, but it looks I'm in trouble. :banned:
GNS Racer #1 is proposing a volley ball exhibition and duel with the PSGDRA. I think he is spittin' in the wind. Those guys are media whores and wouldn't show up unless Speed TV was there to film the event. :wanna_race:

Blaah Blaah Blaah... You bunch of old fat Arses, over weight, beer guzzlin slack jawed fargets. We would put you on your ars. Bring it on . Name the time and the place and we will make all of the excuses needed to not be there. LOL

Sounds like a good time. Lets have a golf cart race


BRING IT ON SUCKA

I need to buy a vowel? And nothing wrong with hole time! LOL