Would someone please to write me down a list of all the parts on an IQ. You don't have to write down risers and all that stuff.

WHAT THE ??????

Sure, just as soon as you count all the blades of grass on your lawn.

It's got a motor! Oh and skis! and I almost forgot, it has a throttle and grips and they are fast!!!

Soemthing messed up there was a whole bunch of shit in my first post that I said and isnt there. Whatever, I got it now.

I remember the first time I tried to communicate and smoke a fatty...

I was thinking: "Girl, you are the best thing to happen to me and i truly want to get to know you better"

What I actually said: "I want to lick your a$$!"

Turns out communicating while stoned doesn't get your thoughts across....and can leave a $hitty taste in your mouth!

And communicating while drunk usually results in everyone either laughing crazily or thinking your a jack ass!
I think the above quote was funny thought...lol.
Oh wait ive been drinking....does that count?

That is why I don't smoke that shit anymore...well that and the random UAs I had as a bus driver. The problem with surfing while drunk is that I suffer from diarrhea of the fingers (much like diarrhea of the mouth) where I often type things that I think are whitty and cool but when your wake up the next day, roll the 200 lb "hottie" off your arm from the night before and read what you typed in that brilliant stupor, I often feel bad. Not because i am a pussy or the girl woke up and she has a mustache and matching diaper bush, but because in my drunken stupor, I bent over and took a huge mental crap on the keyboard. Again I appologise for making you all dumber, but I need to go grab another Schmidt.

This entire thread is hilarious. From "blades of grass" to "lick your a$$" I can't stop laughing.

The sad part is I was just about to answer with the first post and a link to the Polaris Browse Website and detailed instructions on how to use it. That would have ruined everything. I'm so glad I got distracted and Sledneck and Halvor beat me to it.

Good Job guys.

What a team we have here.

well you ask the most useless and retarded questions...most of them you can answer yourself just by using the "search" feature on this website.

Okay?

opps. delete.