A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign,
"Apples $5.00 each."

Intrigued to find out why an apple should
cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples
are so expensive.

The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly
apples. Here, try one."

The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the
peanut butter but not the jelly."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and then he savors a
sweet jelly taste.

The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but
they're $10.00 each."

The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow,
These are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and
A rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth.

The farmer says, " Now, if you really like those, I've got
some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're Pussy
Apples."

The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says,




"YUCK, these taste like shit!"







The farmer says, "Turn it around."

Got to remember to turn it around !!

hahaha.. nice!