A man and his wife had been married for 25 years and she decided that she need new cloths due to the fact the her old cloths from years gone by didn't fit well anymore. So, she marches into the living room and demands the husband to take her shopping for new cloths cuz hers didn't fit anymore. He tells her to try rubbing them with toilet paper to make them bigger. She looks at him funny and says, how the hell is that supposed to work?! Well, it sure did a good job on your ass now didn't it.

Hahaha, that's great.