My wife works in labor and delivery in a local hospital. The one wife that was getting close to giving birth was saying she didn't think they were going to make it in because of the snow. The buddy that was there with her hubby said, "oh we would have got you here with my buddy's snowmobile...that thing is wicked! It has a KOTEX engine in it and when I hit the throttle it scared the crap out of me and had the skis in the air.

My wife turned and looked at him and said, "I think you mean ROTAX engine.

Sometimes the funniest things happen in real life

Im still laughing. That was great