The Thug Pianist

The manager of very upscale lounge is in need of a new pianist for his establishment and starts interviews.
After a long day of listening to potential new hires, in walks a thug who wants to interview for the position.

"Have you ever had experience as a pianist before?" asks the Manager.

"Shiiit...of course I do yo." the thug replies

Not wanting to be sued for discrimination, the manager allows him to play in the very least. The thug sits down at the grand piano and to the manager's astonishment, continues to play some of the best music he has ever heard. Its beautiful, sensual, and the melody was impeccable to say the least.

"That was the best I've ever heard, what do you call that score? he asks the thug.

"I call that one, 'My boo's big brown titties are off the hook."

Aghast by such a title to some of the best music he's ever heard, the manager asks if he has any more scores to interview with. The thug sits down again and plays something even better for the manager, much more beautiful. Stunned by such music, he unwillingly asks the thug for the name of that score.

"I will bust a nut in yo face." the thug responds. Then asks "Yo, you have a bathroom I can use, I have to go."

The manager, needing time to dwell on what to do, tells him its in the back to the left. After 5 minutes, the thug returns, not noticing that he left his fly open for all the world to see. As he walks back into the room, the manager notices it and says with disgust.

"Excuse me but do you know your . is sticking out of your pants?"

The thug answers, "Know it?.......SHIIIIIT...I WROTE IT"