1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time.
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction
15. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
16. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
17. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
18. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
19. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
20. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
21. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
22. You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
23. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
24. You drink pop, not soda.
25. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.
Full Version: You know you're from Ontario when;
22. confusess me but the rest is so true, is it just ontario?????
who the hell says soda?
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
this ones great, very true
owr town doesnt have a bus, yes we have a zamboni
who the hell says soda?
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
this ones great, very true
owr town doesnt have a bus, yes we have a zamboni
I say soda!
QUOTE(eric Phazer485 @ Feb 12 2008, 03:16 PM) 
22. confusess me but the rest is so true, is it just ontario?????
who the hell says soda?
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
this ones great, very true
owr town doesnt have a bus, yes we have a zamboni
who the hell says soda?
13. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
this ones great, very true
owr town doesnt have a bus, yes we have a zamboni
#22. reads: pass me a napkin i just dropped my fries and cheese on the couch
lol he dousnt know what a pountine is? or he has just never spilt one on the couch? thats pretty good, LOL we just spent 1100 on camera's and we still leave the garage and house unlocked to. We were also the first to come out with our own weed factory.
(Molson centre)
(Molson centre)
Haha thats so true. Moslon center haha. That was great.
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