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NorthernLady
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last
year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100
years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the
weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and
shortly after, headlines in the
California newspapers read: "California
archaeologists have found traces of
200 year old copper wire and have concluded that
their ancestors already had
an advanced high-tech communications network a
hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers."

One week later, "The Aitkin Age", a local
newspaper in Aitkin, Minnesota
reported the following: "After digging as deep
as 30 meters in peat fields
just north of Palisade, Ole Johnson, a self
taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely nothing (he had help
digging from his buddy Sven).
Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,
Minnesota had already gone
wireless.
Indyman19
Dman Right We is a smart group of people!!! lol.gif
JPXC600
QUOTE(Indyman19 @ Feb 6 2008, 11:22 PM) *
Dman Right We is a smart group of people!!! lol.gif

Hey Indyman, you're the exception, not the rule! HaHaHa!
CrazyMountainMan
QUOTE(NorthernLady @ Feb 6 2008, 11:34 AM) *
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last
year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100
years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the
weeks that followed, California
scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and
shortly after, headlines in the
California newspapers read: "California
archaeologists have found traces of
200 year old copper wire and have concluded that
their ancestors already had
an advanced high-tech communications network a
hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers."

One week later, "The Aitkin Age", a local
newspaper in Aitkin, Minnesota
reported the following: "After digging as deep
as 30 meters in peat fields
just north of Palisade, Ole Johnson, a self
taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely nothing (he had help
digging from his buddy Sven).
Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,
Minnesota had already gone
wireless.

Thats Awesome, thanks fer a good laugh while I am over here in Iraq. I love these kinds a jokes. Take care.
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