> been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
> her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
> prepared tea.
>
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
> cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
> and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
> with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle
> his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but
> soon it got the best of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss
> Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
> pointing to the bowl.
>
> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
> Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
> all winter."
