So theres a guy workin on a farm and he is working with the machinery and cuts his arm off. his buddies rush him to the hospital and the doctor sews it back on and within 2 months hes workin again. a month later hes workin with machinery again and cuts his leg off. they rush him to the docot and he says " im a miracle docotr i can do anything". within another 2 months hes workin again. shortly after he falls into the machinery and cuts his head off. they put his head in a bag and rush him to the hospital. after operating the doctor walks out and his farming buddies say " well, your the miracle doctor did you save him?" the doctor replies " i could have but some idiot put his head in a bag and smothered him!"