A man went to the doctors' for his yearly phisical. The Doctor checked him all out and told him everything was great. The man then asked the Doctor what he can do to last longer before having an orgasam. The Doctor told him that he should masterbait before having sex with his wife, then he could last longer.
The man went back to work, and at the end of the day his was looking for a place to do his deed. He looked around the office, but couldn't find a place he was comfrotable with. So he went out behind the building and could not find anywhere there either. He gets in his pick up and heads for home and decides that he will pull over on the side of the road and crawl under his pick up and no one will see him.
He crawls under the truck and looks around and is satisfied that no one can see what he is doing under there. He opens his pants and closes his eyes and starts thinking of his wife and is just about to get his rocks off when he hears a man say, this is the state police, what are You doing? The man, keeping his eyes closed so he wouldn't loose his image of his wife, says what's it look like I'm doing? The axle is broke on my truck and I'm trying to fix it. The Trooper says. when Your done with the axle, You might want to check the brakes too, because the truck rolled about 100 yards down the road.
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QUOTE(kennard @ Dec 22 2007, 06:39 PM) 
A man went to the doctors' for his yearly phisical. The Doctor checked him all out and told him everything was great. The man then asked the Doctor what he can do to last longer before having an orgasam. The Doctor told him that he should masterbait before having sex with his wife, then he could last longer.
The man went back to work, and at the end of the day his was looking for a place to do his deed. He looked around the office, but couldn't find a place he was comfrotable with. So he went out behind the building and could not find anywhere there either. He gets in his pick up and heads for home and decides that he will pull over on the side of the road and crawl under his pick up and no one will see him.
He crawls under the truck and looks around and is satisfied that no one can see what he is doing under there. He opens his pants and closes his eyes and starts thinking of his wife and is just about to get his rocks off when he hears a man say, this is the state police, what are You doing? The man, keeping his eyes closed so he wouldn't loose his image of his wife, says what's it look like I'm doing? The axle is broke on my truck and I'm trying to fix it. The Trooper says. when Your done with the axle, You might want to check the brakes too, because the truck rolled about 100 yards down the road.
The man went back to work, and at the end of the day his was looking for a place to do his deed. He looked around the office, but couldn't find a place he was comfrotable with. So he went out behind the building and could not find anywhere there either. He gets in his pick up and heads for home and decides that he will pull over on the side of the road and crawl under his pick up and no one will see him.
He crawls under the truck and looks around and is satisfied that no one can see what he is doing under there. He opens his pants and closes his eyes and starts thinking of his wife and is just about to get his rocks off when he hears a man say, this is the state police, what are You doing? The man, keeping his eyes closed so he wouldn't loose his image of his wife, says what's it look like I'm doing? The axle is broke on my truck and I'm trying to fix it. The Trooper says. when Your done with the axle, You might want to check the brakes too, because the truck rolled about 100 yards down the road.
Now thats funny!!
lmao thats so f-ing funny!
F*CKING GOLD!!!-Twiggs
Lmao, that's great.
hahahaha thats good
thats nucking futs!
oh thats fuckin clasic
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