So a this man works in a pickle packaging plant and one day comes home to his wife after work ,disgusted. so his wife asks him what's wrong darling, you look like you have something on your mind. The man says well as of recently i've had the urge to just go and stick my dick in the pickle slicer and it's getting to hard to prevent myself from doing it! Shocked, his wife says well is there anything you can do to prevent this from happening or is there someone you can talk too? he said well i don't know ,but i'll just live with it for awhile. A few days later the husband comes home a little bit early from work and his wife asks why home so early dear, and he says, well i got fired, the wife says how? Because i stuck my dick in the pickle slicer!, shocked the wife says well that's kinda stupid, but what happened to the pickle slicer?, the husband says, oh yea! she got fired too!

haha. ya thats great. haha