HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar
to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so

we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet

and absent. I asked him what was wrong;

He said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him,

as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V.
He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else My life is a disaster.





HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Freaking Hilarious! Sounds about 99.9% correct