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post yer favorite red neck jokes
whats got 24 legs and 12 teeth
the front row of a garth brooks concert
the front row of a garth brooks concert
how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
kick his sister in the jaw
QUOTE(440sixpack @ Dec 16 2007, 01:50 AM) 
how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
kick his sister in the jaw
Nice...
How can you tell if a hillbilly girl is still a virgin? If she can run faster than her brothers!
QUOTE(440sixpack @ Dec 16 2007, 12:50 AM)
how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
kick his sister in the jaw
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each of his arm? A pimp.
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to that tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and saw her mom standing there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mom say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa....."
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to that tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was ok until I looked up and saw her mom standing there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mom say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaaaa....."
Redneck Terminology
Backup- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bug- The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte- What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro
Chip- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Terminal- Time to call the undertaker
Crash- When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Digital- The art of counting your fingers
Diskette- Female Disco Dancer
Fax- What you lie about to IRS
Hacker- Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hardcopy- Picture looked at when selecting a tattoos
Internet- Where cafeteria workers put there hair
Keyboard- Where you hang the keys to your John Deere
Mac- Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Megahertz- How your head feels after 17 beers
Modem- What you do when your grass gets too high
Mouse Pad- Where Mickey and Minnie lives
Network- Scooping up a big fish before it breaks it breaks the line
ROM- Where the pope lives
Screen- Keeps the mosquitoes off the porch
Serial Port- A red wine you drink with breakfast
Superconductor- Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi)- What you called your week old underware
Backup- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bug- The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte- What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro
Chip- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Terminal- Time to call the undertaker
Crash- When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Digital- The art of counting your fingers
Diskette- Female Disco Dancer
Fax- What you lie about to IRS
Hacker- Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hardcopy- Picture looked at when selecting a tattoos
Internet- Where cafeteria workers put there hair
Keyboard- Where you hang the keys to your John Deere
Mac- Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Megahertz- How your head feels after 17 beers
Modem- What you do when your grass gets too high
Mouse Pad- Where Mickey and Minnie lives
Network- Scooping up a big fish before it breaks it breaks the line
ROM- Where the pope lives
Screen- Keeps the mosquitoes off the porch
Serial Port- A red wine you drink with breakfast
Superconductor- Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi)- What you called your week old underware
You know your a maina' when you move you house to plow
You know your a maina' when you hit a deer with you snowmobile
you know your a maina' when you artic cat is the most expensive viechial youve ever bought/stole
you know your a maina' when your only method of getting to town in cludes a snowmobile, lake, and going over a mountain.
you know your a maina' when you have used beer as a flare.
you know your a maina' when your maunre pile dubbles as a jump
True experences.
You know your a maina' when you hit a deer with you snowmobile
you know your a maina' when you artic cat is the most expensive viechial youve ever bought/stole
you know your a maina' when your only method of getting to town in cludes a snowmobile, lake, and going over a mountain.
you know your a maina' when you have used beer as a flare.
you know your a maina' when your maunre pile dubbles as a jump
True experences.
QUOTE(jpaytoncfd @ Jan 14 2008, 12:27 PM)
You know your a maina' when you move you house to plow
You know your a maina' when you hit a deer with you snowmobile
you know your a maina' when you artic cat is the most expensive viechial youve ever bought/stole
you know your a maina' when your only method of getting to town in cludes a snowmobile, lake, and going over a mountain.
you know your a maina' when you have used beer as a flare.
you know your a maina' when your maunre pile dubbles as a jump
True experences.
You know your a maina' when you hit a deer with you snowmobile
you know your a maina' when you artic cat is the most expensive viechial youve ever bought/stole
you know your a maina' when your only method of getting to town in cludes a snowmobile, lake, and going over a mountain.
you know your a maina' when you have used beer as a flare.
you know your a maina' when your maunre pile dubbles as a jump
True experences.
Unfortunately i didn't find many of those funny.
Just the one about hitting a deer on your snowmobile, i believe the same goes for your ATV or dirtbike.
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