One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they
were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their
pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Canadian fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The American picked the fly out of his drink too and
started shaking it over the pint, yelling,
'SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!'