me and some of my friends have been foolin around with are friends trucks lately and i was wonderin if any 1 has any ideas, im runnin out. so far ive filled the truck bed up with plastic cups, shrink wrapped it, and put zip-ties around the driveshaft. im sure some of u guys have some good ideas.

kitty litter in the bed of the truck.....speaking from experience here....its a pain in the arse to get out after it rains

wats zipties on the driveshaft do?

Try and tape some large nuts on the inside of there wheels.

the zip-tie will hit the floorboard makin one hell of a noise goin down the road. thats my fav one to do. i like the extra weight idea on the wheel. i think i might have to do the kitty litter on a rainy day also. anybody have any more

Potato in exhaust pipe, Vasoline on wipers, ..... where do you stop?
Turn license plate upside down....

Oh boy....My brother had a party back in the way back days, and one of my friends was tripping...so my brother ran a wire from the dome light on the kids car to the horn under the hood. When the kid opened his door for another beer outta the cooler.., the horn would blow. He opened it, closed it and stared...then opend it, jumped in, and looked bewildered..jumped back out and stared...it was hilarious.

I always used to turn on the radio as loud as it would go on a rock station, turned the blinker on, the wipers on, and the heater on every night in my brothers car so when he got in @ 5AM the next morning...It got him every day for a long time...lol..

I've seen trucks blocked up so the rear tires were 1/2 inch off the ground (works best @ night!)...

You can hook the horn up to the radio, the wipers, the lights...there's no end to the fun!

Another cruel joke I have played on a friend......

I took the chain off a chain saw, started it, and came up behind him. He wasn't paying any attention...I put the bar between his legs and pinned it as I lifted up and contacted his ballbag...he almost feinted...

heck ya keep em comin

Had an ex-girlfriend soap the windows of my truck after I warned her never to mess with my truck. Payback involved me jacking up her car, taking the wheels off and setting the car back on the rims. She never messed with my truck again (mind you neither did anyone else)

Another good one is sardines on the cat.

Try a piece of twig in the valve stem cap. Keep getting flats, and never know why.

I wouldn't do the patato one, I know a few people who have had it done to them, they ended up blowing their engines. Every last one of them. The exaust has no place to go, so it gos back in to the motor and really messes things up nicely.

I once found a hand ball, soft rubber, that squeezed nicely into my dads Dodge pickup exhaust. When the truck started acting up he held it to the floor and when it started again.. The ball came out at about 1,000,000 miles an hour and hit the drivers door of my moms Brand New Audi. Bad Idea 4 me.

But. I later went to VIP auto and purchased one of those air horns with its own little compressor and wired to my brothers existing horn and located it under the passenger seat. He was with his girlfriend showing off and honked to his buds, she wet her pants right there... Another Bad Idea 4 me still funny though

Try tying plastic surveyors tape to the frame and place the rest of the roll on the inside edge of the rear bumper. When they hit a bump , the tape unrolls and they are dragging a few hundred feet of flailing bright red or green streamer at speed.

Also, hooking the horn up to the reverse lights or directionals gets a few laughs.

I did once hook up a wire from the ignition coil and ran the wire to the driver's seat where the bare end of the wire would arc onto the driver's butt when the key was turned on. I was returning a practical joke to a friend.

It shoots the potatoe out the pipe in a few seconds.
It's an old trick that has been around for along time.

Put raw hamburger meat into the air intake vent for the heater. After awhile that meat in the heat will turn pretty rancid. Another favorite of mine is a dead fish under one of the seats. How bad does a dead fish smell after a few days in the heat? Peuw. Have fun with these.

If you got a backhoe this is a great idea!




Or take someones car park it on a snow bank fill it with snow and put a for sale sign on it for 100 bucks and then put the guys phone number!

i knew u guys had some knowledge in this area

Leave air out of their tires, not all of it, leave just enough that they can drive it. Then, superglue the valve stem caps on. That ones pretty funny. I happen to know someone who did that, and they never threw their garbage in my truck bed again. I got 4 of them all in one day with that.

Condom on the exhaust pipe. That's funny if there are people watching. Tape it on so it don't fly off right away.

Color their headlights with that washable car paint stuff. A buddy did that to a kid. His headlights lens were cracked and the paint soaked in. So now his lens are stained blue, it's a red car. It was mean, but pretty damn funny.

I think I'm going to try that zip tie one lol.

Man nice mote - just need a draw bridge huh.

My buddy has one key to his truck so I stole it from him, took off all four tires and locked them in the truck. He payed me the money back that he owed pretty quick. Made him ride his bike over to give it to me as well.

We had a friend in school who had a little escort and they are tiny little things. so we turned his car around on a parking spot so it was perpedicular and left it. Milk in the air conditions and heating vents and my favorite from "grumpy old men" We used carp and put it under the passengers seat it really makes a stink. Heres one for snowmobiling: we needed a jump so we buried a friends car and ran our sleds over the jump. he thought it was great untill he needed his car.

funny stuff right there. thanks for the new sig line.

Pour a bag of confetti into the windshield defroster vents. Make sure heater/air fan is off. Clean up all confetti to leave no trace.

Then when the need arises for heat or air, they turn on the system... And POOOOFFF!!! It snows confetti inside the car!!!

The beauty of this prank is... Once in a while, years into the future, they'll be driving along and hit just the right bump... And POOOOFFF!!! Another interior snöwstorm!

It's like Herpes... The gift that keeps on giving!

Similar to the confetti in the duct work- Talcum powder or snap line chalk. (Seasonings and birdseed work well too.)
Dirty diaper under the seat ( up in the seat springs if possible ).
Spray foam up the exhaust ( has to be far enough up to not be seen).
Remove all the fuses and relays and leave them on the dash.
Tie an old bicycle tube to the driveshaft ( so it tightens as the shaft turns) and attach it somewhere underneath, put a small slice in it and when the tension is too much it will snap and bang the undercarriage.
Pour Automatic trans fluid(not enough to flood the engine) down the carb or TBI. It will smoke like crazy for a bit.
Rearrange the the firing order on the distributor cap.
Fill the pick up bed with trash.
Strap roadkill to the bottom side of the catalytic convertor. ( Something small so it doesn't start a fire.)
Unplug both headlights.
If the stereo has knobs, change all the presets, put on crap music-volume all the way up and hide the knobs.
Switch sockets around in the taillights( depending on the vehicle and light set up)ex.- brake lights with reverse, directionals with reverse etc.
Add a bunch of wheel weights to the inside of a rim.
Turn license plate upside down.
Remove the driveshaft.
Vaseline under the door handles.
Vaseline on the windows.( It sucks to get off! ) Marshmallow fluff is even worse to get off the windows.
Hook up a junk trailer to the hitch and use a padlock.
Tie junk tin or tin cans underneath.
Wrap the vehicle in cling wrap. ( For an added touch put baby oil/cooking oil all over the wrap.)
I am not condoning any of these ideas! But I will say I have either done them to my buddies or they have done them to me. I am sure I have forgotten some.

Make a fake license plate out of paper to read IM GAY and tape it over your buddies back plate.

I hooked up an electric fencer to daughters car around homecoming. The senior boys came out to soap windows on it, well they got a shock trying. I can still hear the one guy scream when he touched the car.....

thats what im talkn about. im doin that one tom

blow a load in your step moms shampoo bottle

In the colder months its sometimes fun to try this recipe:

Moisten the glass of your favorite vehicle with an atomizer

Generously spread toilet paper over entire surface

Remoisten the surface again, allow to freeze and serve with a smile.

Simple one my cousin did to his bro's work van & it lasted for weeks before getting noticed....get one of those rainbow stickers and stick it on there.

Oh my god.....LMFAO!!!!

this happened to me iwas driving along and any body that passed me or came along side was pointing and laughing at me and i couldn,t figure out why , then when i got home i noticed at the back of my car my friends put a sign that said "gay pride week, please rear end me" i could have died!!!!

In the winter we would draw stuff in a large scale on snow stuck to the vehicle, naked stick people, penies's, all kind's of rude stuff.

Skunk essence squirted through the door gasket.
It takes a large diameter needle on the syrnge.

back in high school, during a reallllly cold winter, one night my friends and i poured bucket after bucket of water over my friend's truck (it was about freeeeezing out, so this water froze pretty quickly). we spent a good hour and a half just going back and forth with buckets of water, until his entire truck was covered in ice....the entire cab-windows, doors, door handles, etc-plus the bed, the tires, the hood, all of it. the look on his face was priceless, since he's always been anal about the appearance of his vehicles.

You can try placing a marble or ball bearing inside a hole in a vehicle with a box frame, this will drive anyone nuts, with every stop or acceleration the marble or bearing will travel some distance inside the frame making an awesome racket thats extremely hard to find.

sprinkle the interior with the fluffy stuff from cattails all over. put it inside the vents, so when they get it all clean, start her up and have to redo it. also if they have a clean engine, and is proud of it, put it in there, its a real pain to get it out. (my brother always went through cat tails on my sled, so under the hood is always covered in it. and it sticks to grease REAL GOOD.

take hole punchs or confetti or some light powder and pour it into the blower vents inside the car, make sure to clean any extra where you put it in so they dont see, then turn the blower control to high so when they start it up it blows everywhere.

Next time you see a Truck parked take a pair of gloves over and take a nice hand full of 5th wheel grease off and put it under your buddies door Its like impossible to get off...

get a roll of 18 guage wire strip one end back 3/4 inch or so and then open hood on buddis car and pull coil wire off and stick bare end of wire over nipple on coil reinstall coil wire,now rout wire up through bac of hood tucked through corner of fender and into door jamb area, now tuck it in behind interior panel ad sill plate running to behind seat, feed up through crack of seat where drives butt will be. strip 2-3 inches off and coil up bare end then pull and tuck into crack so when they sit in seat it will touch the crack of their arse. then find some where to sit and watch when they try to start it( most usually try twice before they figure it out) this one is pricless the jolt goes through thier bottom and all the way to the hand touching the key

for fourwheel drives put the transfer case in neutral, works every time

Tie an old tire on the back of a vehicle with a rope short enough that they can't see it in the mirrors when they go around the corner.

2 wheel drive mini-trucks are very light in the back end. A buddy of mine use to have a pretty nice (for that time) ranger 2x and three or four guys could lift the back end enough so that you could roll/skid the truck a good distance. we use to move it around the parking lot, if the wheels were locked straight you were good to go. We once placed it between two dumpsters, tight between them. he had to climb through the rear slider to get in(we un-latched it).
We also unbolted his rear shocks from the axle. The parking lot had two huge speed bumps he use to complain about. That truck bounced about 6-8", then nosedived when he stopped. all the crap fell off his dash. ok, maybe thtat was not the safest thing to do but it's better than the shampoo thing.

One harmless joke is to jack up the truck or car and put blocks under the axil so its tires are just of the ground a very little bit.
best done at night.