Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
Drinks 10 Cents!"

They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too
good to be true.


The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room,
"Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
Gentlemen?"


All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender
served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please."


The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at
each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round,
which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of
them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to
serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"


"Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and
decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine,
liquor, beer, all the same."


"Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.


As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but
notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't
have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything
all the while they were there.


One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked
the bartender, "What's with them?"


"Oh, they're from Minnesota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
o'clock when drinks are half price.

al cheepeo

Ouch and your from MN. Hey make a run for the WI boarder.

Hey if a WI cows laughs does mike come out its nose??

lmsao
Well I'll tell yah eh
Up until recently...
I had been hanging out up nort a ways for some years now (way up nort...in the great frontier even)
I was born and raised in this here great state and it prepared me for life up there doncha know.
Yah I included myself in this joke...but if one can't laff at ones self
then theres somethin rotten in Demark (jmho)

Would luv tah see that WI cow thing eh!

LOL I hear ya!!

Ok I have to ask What the hell does imsao mean?? I lead a sheltered life and dont know that much so if you could help me out I would owe ya....

Im a guessin it means in my sorry ass opinion do I win ?

its an L not an I

laughing my silly ass off

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,


I should have known that!!!! LOL

At least your ass is silly!!!!