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Snowmobile Theft- Vacation Ruined- Holiday Terminated
Zen's Rant about Snowmobile Theft Photo by Zen - Lake Taurau, March 2005

'Copyright' zis 2005
Dec 5th 2006:
No matter where you ride, you'll want to be WISE about security for your equipment, and I mean ALL your equipment. When you arrive at your motel, hotel, cabins, b&b, whatever, ask your motel operator for his advice, on local theft issues, and then, DO WHAT HE SAYS!
A few basics on Snowmobile Theft for the New Man
1) If you wanna go out to the Bar, restaurant, or exotic Dance show, always.. ALWAYS leave your sleds locked up back at your motel, hotel etc, under the watchful eye of your accommodations operator.
2) Always keep your registration papers in your POCKET. If you then do have something go missing, you can prove to the cops that you indeed DID have something. Trust me on this.
3)If you have dealings with Police, be nice, be humble, be sober. They are just trying to do their job, and it is difficult at best, because you are English speaking. RESPECT the officer as you would respect a cop at home. Remember, you are not in your own country, and NO, there is NOT a conspiracy between the Police in Canada and the Motels to steal sleds and sell them. This is B.S..
4) When in a restaurant, one person in your group sits by the window, and watches the sleds. In some busier areas, sleds can disappear in seconds. This is YOUR responsibility.
5) Theft is NOT WORSE in Canada than it is anywhere in NY, VT, MI or any other place.
Anywhere you have lots of assets, ie trucks, trailers, sleds, you will also have thieves. Don't be naive, be wise. Do not allow some asshole to ruin your snowmobile vacation - after all, you have waited all year for this holiday.
6) They will take it all. Some people have stopped for gas after they cross the border, and they loose everything - truck trailer, and sleds, and gear. If you stop for a meal and gas, lock up, and post a guard. No I am not fooling around. Just DO IT. Nothing is a tastier package, than a brand new Escalade pickup, with a huge aluminum enclosed trailer.. MMMMMM! You are a driving billboard pal! Sometimes, the thief will actually follow you for hours, waiting for his chance to rob you. Stealing is his business. Remember, he is a thief, and a damn good thief. Your ass is grass if you don't pay attention.
7) Do not leave your keys in the sled. Duhh! If the cops see this, you will get a fine for 120.cnd in Quebec. Don't be lazy. I realize you are on holidays, but that doesn't mean you act stupid. You must watch your speed, or you will crash eventually. Same with snowmobile theft, watch your stuff, or eventually, you will be robbed.
8) Once your stuff is stolen, forget it. Chances of recovery are less than 1%.
9) Many Quebec regions are publicizing the fact that theft is no longer a problem. True, many regional tourism agencies have done some work with the police to lessen the problem, but this is all through AWARENESS training. They try to get the Motel owner to Teach YOU to watch your ass. Unfortunately, YOU do not listen.
YES, it is YOUR responsibility. Blaming everyone other than yourself, will not bring your stuff back. True, there are times that you have honestly don all you can to keep your family secure, and they got you. This can happen, but 90% of the time, there was more you could have done. If this comment makes your blood boil - you are not taking responsibility. You need to grow up just a tad. Ok Ok, I will cut you a little slack, but just a little, and that only because I don't enjoy getting hate mail.
All of my Zen Motel sponsors, have taken lots of precautions, and spent lots of cash to keep you safe, but are you doing your part?
I have heard Americans say - screw it - the insurance company will replace the sled for me. This is a totally IRRESPONSIBLE attitude. Then, after your sled is gone, you whine and cry on the Internet. Guess what - that makes you look really dumb. If I had my truck stolen, I wouldn't brag about it. I would be asking myself some hard questions. Did I do all that I could reasonably do?
Sermon mode OFF;
Now go forth; Ride Safe - Ride Sober & Watch your Ass.
Do not let some jerk ruin your holiday!
zw