We Love Our Vikings!
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.
The bartender says, "Hey, you'll have to leave. No pets allowed."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. My TV's busted and
this is the only place we can watch the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that the dog and him will be thrown out if there is any
trouble, the bartender lets him stay.
The game starts and the Vikings receive the kick-off and march
down the field, get stopped on the 30 and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog marches up and down the bar, giving high
fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing
I've ever seen. What does he do if they score a touchdown ?"
The dog owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him
for two years."
Tip of the day
Slow down before the corner!