:beerchug: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the
bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. :beerchug:
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. :frech32:
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! :banghead:
This ends your two-minute management course :burp: