Little Johnny sees his mom get out of the shower. He points to her bush and says " Mommy, what is that".
She Responds " Thats my sponge". He goes away. Later that day he asks mommy, "can I play with your sponge? She says "Oh, I lost it". An hour later Johnny comes running into the kitchen and says "Mommy, I found your Sponge. The maid has it and she is cleaning daddy's face with it".