A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all at Heaven's door trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seem to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
Full Version: Catholic Girls
not bad. :div20:
:lol2:
:div20:
QUOTE(skippy440 @ Oct 19 2006, 07:53 PM) 
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all at Heaven's door trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seem to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
are all at Heaven's door trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seem to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
lmao i go to a catholic school(shut up it beats the scury public school. plus we'll kick your ass in football any given friday) so ill have to tell that one tomorrow
good one man
:beerchug: nice
That was pretty good
nice
TTT
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