Three football fans were on their way to watch the game when one noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk. Out of
respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast.
The Penn State fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast
Following their lead, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it over
her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection.
First, he lifted up the Michigan cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes.
Next, he lifted the Penn State cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
more notes.
The officer then lifted the Ohio State cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again,
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Ohio State fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"
Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under an Ohio State hat, I find an asshole!"
