This is in response to the wonderful racist thread in the genearl forum. So for all you that voted "no"-these are just jokes, laugh if you want. If you don't like em', don't read em'. And for all those that voted "yes"-enjoy and post your own. :div20: By the way, I voted "no" because I just hate the crap that all races have. But all races do have good people as well. Anyway... let the fun begin.



Why do black people smell?



So blind people can hate them too. :beerchug:


What do the KKK and nike have in common?


They both make black people run real fast.



Why was it called the million man march when there was 100,000 of them?


Because the rest were hanging in the trees. :drunk:

how do you starve an indian?





















hide his welfare check underneith his work boots

Where do you hide money from mexican burglars?




Underneath the soap :celebrating:

What is a group of black people standing in a field?



















Antique Farm Equipment.

There's a black and a mexican in a car. Who's driving?




The police.

:tease: :tease: :tease:

What do you call an Ethiopean with buck teeth?
























A rake.

what do you call a bunch of mexicans lined up on the border?


>a spicket fence



whats black and white and red all over?


> an interacial couple in a car wreck.



how do you keep blacks out of your back yard?


> hang one in the front


don't take this wrong, i have nothing against black people, in fact i think everone should own at least two.

:lol2:

A man goes into the patent office because he wants to patent a garage that he invented. A clerk asks the man what it does and the man responds, "It can make up to 50 black people disappear in under 5 seconds." The clerk doesn't believe him and asks the man to show it to him. So the man takes him to his house to show the clerk is invention. He places 50 black people in it and closes the door. When it opens they're all gone. The clerk yells, "WOWWW!!! That is so cool. I don't believe my eyes. Could you do it again?" So the man rounds up 50 more black people, shoves them in, closes the door, and bam theyre all gone when the door reopens. "This is truly amazing," says the clerk,"could you do it again? This is so fun!" So the man rounds up some more black people and one Mexican, puts them in and they're all gone. The clerk is very impressed but asks, "Why did you only put 49 black people in that time and add a Mexican?"

"Welllll," says the man,"the machinery needs greasing every third turn."


edit for spelling

why do black people have flat noses and a big ass that sticks out????
















cause god steped on there heads so he can pull there tails off

When I grow up im going to kill all the Jew's and 1 clown.



whats the first question you think of??
"everyone asks why 1 clown"






























See!!! nobody cares about the jews.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?















A pizza can feed a family of 4

You got me on that one.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?











Pizza dosn't scream when you put it in the oven!











What are 2 things a pile of dog CRAP can do that a Ni@@er CAN't?






Turn white and stop stinkin' !

What are three things a ni@@er cant do?



Get a black eye

Get a fat lip

Learn to read!






Why do mexicans drive low riders?





So they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time!

If you throw a mexican and a Ni@@er off a building who will land first?



















Who cares =)

why don't mexicans and blacks cross breed?,


















they're afraid their kids would be too lazy to steal

I guess it's safe to post on here considering I'm pretty sure this is a 100% white site!!



What does FUBU stand for? .......................................Farmers Used to Buy Us.

whats the difference between black people and snow tires............... snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them.

Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?................................... They're easier to spot!

What do you get when you have 3 mexican, 1 chinese, and 3 blacks in a line? ...............A sprinkler (spick-spick-spick-CHINK-black-black-black)

why dont mexicans have olyimpic teams? .....................................because the ones who can run, jump, or swim are already here.

Why are black people good a basketball?..................................it involves stealing, running, and shooting.

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Keep em' coming :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

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I see you liked some of my jokes........ I tried to keep them somewhat winter related since this is supposed to be a snowmobile site. I live north of Detroit in the "white" suburbs and used to work construction so I've heard 'em all........ I'll try to think of some more for everyones enjoyment!!!

Why is it that only "white" people snowmobile???........ I'm sure we will get some very interesting answers to that question!!

Maybe I'll start a thread when the riding season begins where we can all go post our "sightings", that could be interesting!!!

thought they were hilarious, had heard the tire chains in past, good to be reminded though, the easier to spot one was a killer too, along with the NBA

cool!

uhhhh, seen a black at TUT in '95 with a V-MAX4 that ran damn well,,,,, better of!,,, if any rednecks would have seen him, he'da needed all the speed he could to get the fuck outta' there!! :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

What do you call 40,000 blacks in the sea?.................Oil spill

:smilielol: :smilielol: or maybe the BLACK SEA?

either way, still funny :beerchug:

years ago in deepest darkest detroit, we had a problem with all the blacks climbing and swinging on all the signs and light posts. then the govenor signed a bill that when the black babies are born.............

that the doctors have to cut the thumbs off their feet. :wackit:

That's funny...... My Grandpa tells me about how all the white people from the suburbs used to go down to 8 mile to stand post with guns and bats to keep all the blacks in detroit!!! He even showed me the sawed off 12ga. with a nail for a firing pin that he used to carry down there. I'd love to see a picture of that! It's amazing how things have changed........ instead of standing post we just keep moving north Before you know it I'll be in Canada!

3 monkeys and a ni@@er are sitting on a tree branch in the amazon what do you call the ni@@er?































BRANCH MANAGER

why do lions in africa go around licking each others asses?



to get the taste of the natives out of their mouth :smilielol:

Why do blacks lean to the middle of the car while driving?
















They think the smell is coming from the outside.

:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

What are the two words you never want to hear from a black man?




















Howdy neighbor!

anyone good with math jokes???

what does this work out to?

1SB
-------- - 1 R = 3 NOW ??
1SS




















































1 Soul Brother on top of 1 Soul Sister,, minus 1 Rubber = 3 blacks On Welfare

How do u save a black man from drownding???




Take ur foot off his head





What runs faster than a black man w/ a tv???






His brother w/ the stereo

What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People


Why don't little black babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!


Why don't blacks take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

Why don't sharks eat blacks?
They think it's whale shit.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

What do you get when you cross a black and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal

Why are there no black astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What is a black?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

A black and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the black had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

What's the difference between a black and a bag of shit?

The bag.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A black and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over

3 things you can't give a black,,,,

























A black eye

A fat lip

A job

:smilielol:
For sure the best one..... :div20:

WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLES HANDS WHITE














BECAUSE THE COP TOLD THEM TO PUT THERE HAND ON THE WALL AND HE SPRAY PAINTED THEM BLACK


gOOD ONE

Q: whats the difference between a hard working black and bigfoot?





A: Big Foot's been spotted.


Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black in the road?




A:The dead dog has skidd marks leadin up to it


Q: How many jews can u fit in a VW?



A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray.





Q: whats wrong with a cadillac with 5 blacks in it goin off a cliff?



A: you coulda fit 6




Q: How do u know adam and eve werent black?




A: you ever try to steal a RIB from a black




Q: what do u call a black bitch with braces?




A: a blackNdecker pecker recker






there were 3 fags, 1 dies, and the other two started fighting over his ashes. the first guy says" i wanna take his ashes and spread them over the lake where we spent time together" the other fag says, "I wana take his ashes and put them in some hot spicy chili, so he can rip my ass all apart one more time".

That one was sick.


Q: why do fags wear rubbers?




A: better traction in the MUD


Q why dont jews eat pussy?




A: they're too afraid of the gas chambers next door.



Q: what do u call a smart blonde?



A: golden retriever




Q: A smart red head?




A: irish setter



Q:why dont blondes drink orange juice?



A: cause it says concentrate right on the bottle.


Q whats the difference between a black and picnic table?



A: picnic table can feed a family of four.

- why weren't there any blacks in "The Flintstones"



















- cause they were still monkeys!



-How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?



















-Throw them a basketball!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call 3 blondes in a freezer??



frosted flakes (got this from bosses sister,,, she's blonde also) :smilielol:(and to top it all off, she was LHFAO after she seen it on here)

The answer to that sounds more like a porn joke

Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
















So they dont bite off there fingers

:smilielol:

What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman??


































One is on the cover of Playboy, the other on the cover of national geographic!

Q: Why are black people not allowed in Red Lobster?



A: Because they always bring their own crabs

Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!

Why are blacks getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black.

Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black driving by?
It could be your car!

What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO?

What do you call the million man march in the rain?
"Gorillas in the mist"

What's a black got in common with a bike?
Neither can work without chains

couldn't prove that to me



isn't that the truth :smilielol:






for sure :beerchug:






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most of the time, even chains can't make a black work :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: (observation from local police deputy friend :smilielol: )