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An old man is sitting on his porch one morning and see's a young boy walking up the road with something tucked under his arm.
The old say's "what ya got there Lad" the kid say's I got's some chicken wire.
The old feller say's what ya gonna do wid it, the kid say's "I'm gonna catch me some chickens. The Old man say's " You can't catch chickens wid chicken wire" the kid just winks and keeps walkin.
Later that day the kid come's back by draggin bout 25 foot of chicken wire with a bunch of chickens tangled up in it. The old feller just shakes his head!
Next morning the same kid comes by with sum tin under his arm.
The old man say's "what ya got there son" the kid answers "I got some duck tape" The old man says" wad ya gonna do wid it?
The kid say's" I'm gonna gid me sum ducks" The old feller say's you can't get ducks wid duck tape" the kid jess winks and goes on.
Later that day here come's the kid, draggin bout 40 foot of duck tape wid the biggest damn mess of duck's tangled up in it. Old feller jess shakes his head.
Next morning old feller see's the same hid walkin up the road with a big mess of long reeds with fuzzy ends on em under his arm. Old feller say's "wad ya got there son?"
Kid say's "pussie willows" Old man say's "HOLD ON WHILE I GET MY HAT"